Half in the Bag: Trash Dracula Look Like Boat
Added 2025-01-08 21:11:19 +0000 UTC
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you know... it's quite quit in English cinemas.
Space Pug Pirate
2025-02-07 10:25:56 +0000 UTCStil waiting for a second upload of this that has a full popcorn eating sound layer.
Michael Matzat
2025-01-19 20:52:19 +0000 UTCThe writing is better in Robert Eggers's movies when he's dealing with American themes.
Juan Calvo
2025-01-12 15:02:27 +0000 UTCI think they do, that's what the shelves look like.
Beckoning Chasm
2025-01-10 20:10:16 +0000 UTCMilwaukee?
Amanda Thompson
2025-01-10 19:49:54 +0000 UTCWhen i said Bill Skarsgård sucked, this was not what i meant.
Johan Salberg
2025-01-10 19:01:19 +0000 UTCMike has misophonia. My husband has it and same noises in theaters (and elsewhere) totally irritate him into a rage, meanwhile I am sitting there in complete ignorance, enthralled in the movie.
Geekyalbatross
2025-01-10 18:26:32 +0000 UTCMake it a t-shirt series with "Could we have a... dracula?" shirt or perhaps more paraphrased "Some kind of a... dracula?" could work better.
Juho Lepistö
2025-01-10 15:56:44 +0000 UTCSuicide is just speedrunning life... :P
Manuel Johnen
2025-01-10 10:22:59 +0000 UTCIt's "Scary Movie" for the arthouse crowd...
Manuel Johnen
2025-01-10 10:21:52 +0000 UTC"these two younger women who were giggling every time Nicolas Cage was on screen" ... ... ... what other response is there to seeing Cage embarrass himself in "Longlegs"? :/
Manuel Johnen
2025-01-10 10:19:54 +0000 UTCOhhhhhhh.... that makes sense.
Bort Ward
2025-01-10 03:32:54 +0000 UTCOne time at a theater, a lady answered a phone call during the movie. She topped that by taking a picture of her group during the movie WITH FLASH. I feel like if anyone ever deserved a fecal surprise, it was them...
Amanda Thompson
2025-01-10 00:58:28 +0000 UTCAll the talk of movie neanderthals reminded me of when I saw Longlegs in the theater. I was the only person in the theater except for these two younger women who were giggling every time Nicolas Cage was on screen, it’s amazing that people are allowed existence. I recommend mass extinction to all government entities of the world, I will happily die if it means that assholes who are incapable of shutting up in movie theaters die too
Deacon Marlin
2025-01-09 22:53:54 +0000 UTCI’m going to start following people home and shitting in their mouths while they sleep when I see their phones light up during a movie, it makes me so goddamn angry
Deacon Marlin
2025-01-09 22:49:03 +0000 UTC"it was chewing it with their mouths open" You have to air it to get the full aroma...
Manuel Johnen
2025-01-09 15:21:19 +0000 UTCI'm not sure, if nobody got, that the commentor wanted to write Borat, because of the mustache or if everybody got that and just keeps the bit going.
Moritz
2025-01-09 13:43:51 +0000 UTCMy favorite part of the review was the mention of the muppet Christmas Carol. I had to restrain my laughter in the cinema, because the two daughters reminded me of Kermit and Piggy's twin pigs so much.
Moritz
2025-01-09 13:40:31 +0000 UTCAt least theaters crank their sound systems to 110 dB to mask the food noises. Next step: shine spotlights to drown out the phone screens...
Kurt
2025-01-09 12:51:48 +0000 UTCSounds great! You could also consider a social media detox/declutter to keep the minds of your kids focussed on real life, though I can imagine that such a detox/declutter would be very challenging with and for kids.
Marvin Falz
2025-01-09 11:09:19 +0000 UTCWaiting for another "Fuck you, It's January" video.
The Real Zam
2025-01-09 11:05:46 +0000 UTCHappy birthday! Hope you don't look like a boat.
The Real Zam
2025-01-09 11:04:45 +0000 UTCIt wasn't just the eating popcorn, it was chewing it with their mouths open and picking it up in the loudest way conceived by humanity. We need members only movie clubs.
The Real Zam
2025-01-09 11:04:07 +0000 UTCThe worst mouth sound is when people talk. People should just be quiet. Well, except for me.
The Real Zam
2025-01-09 10:59:51 +0000 UTCTrash movie reviewer looks like a boat.
The Real Zam
2025-01-09 10:54:04 +0000 UTCPlease sell ‘trash Dracula looks like a boat’ T-shirts
Goldy Loxx
2025-01-09 07:21:56 +0000 UTCJay, I don't care what you say. James Woods in JC's Vampires is cool!
Chauncey Frend
2025-01-09 06:57:30 +0000 UTCBeauty and the Beast: all muppets but the Beast is a Jon Hamm and they all comment on how ugly he is and at the end he turns into a muppet. That or Muppet pride and preduice, again with Hamm as Darcy.
Patrick Milnes
2025-01-09 06:55:45 +0000 UTCMuppet Christmas Carol Re:View? Give the people what they want!
Patrick Milnes
2025-01-09 06:53:09 +0000 UTCThat got me too. The Muppet Christmas Carol, IMO, is the best version of that movie and one of my favorite Christmas movies of all time.
K Radz
2025-01-09 05:56:34 +0000 UTCI think the game was "Name a movie, and pick one character that remains a human, and the rest are replaced with muppets."
Doug
2025-01-09 05:54:12 +0000 UTCI laughed watching this, when you were making the reference to muppet christmas carol, and how you only needed one person and the rest were just riffing out with puppets, because, LITERALLY yesterday I was watching a Previoiusly Recorded, I think it was the Lara Croft stream, and Rich and Jack were riffing on what movies would be best with the muppet treatment.
Doug
2025-01-09 05:53:22 +0000 UTCIf I ever get super powers, I will use them to force one of these people's phones up their ass the second they take them out.
Amanda Thompson
2025-01-09 04:56:28 +0000 UTCI also have a huge aversion to "mouth sounds", so I get Mike. I am always baffled at food marketing that has absurdly loud chewing or drinking noises. It feels like someone giving you a wet willy...
Amanda Thompson
2025-01-09 04:53:25 +0000 UTCIt actually is pretty depressing to think how accustomed people are to consuming entertainment this way... I think we'll have a "one screen at a time rule" for our kids one day. You little bastards can't look at tablets and the tv at the same time...
Amanda Thompson
2025-01-09 04:51:04 +0000 UTCJack Black would somehow get casted in a Muppets Nosferatu
lilcloves
2025-01-09 04:49:33 +0000 UTCI don't really mind hearing food-related noises in the theater, but cannot stand when morons check their goddamn phones during the movie. You can't ignore the bright lights... I only had one brain dead viewer looking at their phone at our showing of Nosferatu, so that was nice. I don't know how people can be so oblivious to how addicted they are to these things that they can't even get through a movie without mindlessly looking at their phone. I understand your rage, Mike, I really do.
Amanda Thompson
2025-01-09 04:47:11 +0000 UTCIs the popcorn eating audio stock or did you have Rich go in the booth and go to town?
Jimmy Rode
2025-01-09 04:23:21 +0000 UTCHonestly, it needed more boats.
Beckoning Chasm
2025-01-09 03:14:26 +0000 UTC“Skipped to the end 👍🏻” could also be interpreted as you killed yourself.
Austin T
2025-01-09 02:46:11 +0000 UTCHad the exact same issue at my Nosferatu screening. Duck and shuffle quickly out of the way of the screen, people.
Austin T
2025-01-09 02:41:10 +0000 UTCOf course it’s already been said. Well, I also burned the shit out of my thumb pulling a meat thermometer from some chicken earlier. So I understand Mike’s pain now.
AM
2025-01-09 02:39:45 +0000 UTCAnnnnd Willem Defoe played Max Schreck in Shadow of the Vampire!
AM
2025-01-09 02:20:36 +0000 UTCI just was about to comment the same thing.
John Kott
2025-01-09 01:46:46 +0000 UTCAt first, I thought they had written ‘Nosfeartu’ for the 1922 clips on purpose 😬
Rebecca Lakey
2025-01-09 01:25:55 +0000 UTCDoes RLM have its own landfill?
andrew
2025-01-09 01:17:16 +0000 UTCThis mfer look like boat
Chris Sherman
2025-01-09 01:12:38 +0000 UTCOh wow. You’re probably right.
THE_GnomeChomskee
2025-01-09 00:47:20 +0000 UTCOf course Jay mentions Nekromantik. Jörg was very interesting on In Search of Darkness 90s. I just got out of seeing Dracula Boat, my cinema gripe was the amount of people walking up from their seats. Just sit still through a damn movie. Otherwise I’ll have to win the lottery and create my own cinema where patrons are held in place with magnets.
aztectheater_employee
2025-01-09 00:37:46 +0000 UTCI know this is not important but I would bet money that the idiot reviewer missed an R an wanted to say that the Dracula “looks like Borat”.
Markus Huppert
2025-01-09 00:14:12 +0000 UTCI'd love to see an RE: view of shadow of the vampire which for some reason is currently not available anywhere, where Willem Dafoe plays Nosferatu making Nosferatu and decides to save the script girl for later
Jeff Kleist
2025-01-09 00:01:00 +0000 UTCI have 1 theater that is legit 5 min from my house but instead I drive 25 minutes out into the boonies to get to a theater where there are ver few people during a weekday evening. Generally I can avoid most a-holes that attend as the farther into the 'burbs you get the less a-holes you run into.
Kellic
2025-01-08 23:57:57 +0000 UTCNo mention of the full frontal corpse nudity, the most impressive shot in the entire film and the only shot lifted directly from Murnau’s original
Z
2025-01-08 23:49:49 +0000 UTCThis movie looks boring. What the people want is more Marvel "content"! More CGI punching CGI. No time for story or character development. Especially, no time for using independent thought. I need a 16-year-old screaming into a clip-on microphone or a YouTube "ending explained" video spelling things out for me.
Bort Ward
2025-01-08 23:18:33 +0000 UTCHahaha. Wow. I should have scrolled down a bit before making my own misophonia comment. But I think it might be this, for sure.
THE_GnomeChomskee
2025-01-08 23:09:39 +0000 UTCMike, you might have a condition called misophonia. My wife has it. The sound of eating is one of the common triggers. It sucks, because people apparently always eat with their mouths open these days.
THE_GnomeChomskee
2025-01-08 23:08:35 +0000 UTCAlso, SPOILERS!!! Kraven the Hunter mates with his perished wife in the mausoleum. So yes Jay, someone does have sex with a corpse.
Amanda Foster
2025-01-08 23:05:02 +0000 UTCDue to this movie, I went on a Nosferatu kick lately, so I saw the 1922 original (with a good soundtrack), Herzog's 1979 version, the 2000 movie 'Shadow of the Vampire' (starring Willem Dafoe!), & the new movie. Doing it really made me appreciate the Nosferatu "franchise" a lot more, especially the new one.
DonMac
2025-01-08 23:03:55 +0000 UTCMike you should look into misophonia
sacch
2025-01-08 22:58:05 +0000 UTCYay Jay loved the movie!! I did too and have been thinking about it since I saw it like 2 weeks ago. I’m itching to go see it again ASAP. Also, I had a run in with another hypersensitive viewer of the movie when I said like 2 spaced out sentences during the movie and this dude bro came up to me and the person I said the 2 quiet sentences to came over and shushed us. I know I shouldn’t talk during a film like this but it was literally like two 3 word sentence said as quietly as I could. So, sorry guy with hat and football jersey…
Amanda Foster
2025-01-08 22:51:50 +0000 UTCYou just know most of the negative reviews Mike read out were made by Gen Z'ers. They're so conditioned to Marvel/Disney stuff that anything a bit more adult is too much for them.
GirouxFan
2025-01-08 22:45:38 +0000 UTCI am a hundred percent with Mike on the popcorn thing, or eating in the theater in general.
Erin Ellis
2025-01-08 22:22:53 +0000 UTCLove the nice little nod to Jeff Baena too - RIP
Austin Kimmell
2025-01-08 22:08:39 +0000 UTCThe amazing thing about Herzog's Nosferatu is that Klaus Kinski played the role with no makeup!
AshesBoomstick
2025-01-08 22:03:11 +0000 UTCConsider a Review of ‘Shadow of the Vampire’, it’s a great slice of cinema madness.
Dion Turner
2025-01-08 21:59:35 +0000 UTCI liked the tasteful head nod at 12:41.
Preston Petersen
2025-01-08 21:52:48 +0000 UTCBless you for this
IndianaTheDog
2025-01-08 21:41:29 +0000 UTCIn all honesty, I’m normally a pretty decent husband, who treats my wife and family with the upmost respect and loving care, but everytime a RLM-video drops (at nighttime here in Denmark), I tell them all to stop talking and go to bed, cause I have something urgent to attend. That just happened again, and now … it’s HITB time ❤️
Jesper Lindberg
2025-01-08 21:33:59 +0000 UTCYesferatu!
Anastasios Papaioannou
2025-01-08 21:27:07 +0000 UTCBest part was seeing Pennywise's pen15.
B.T.
2025-01-08 21:22:39 +0000 UTCyesssssss!
Tom McGraw
2025-01-08 21:18:32 +0000 UTCHappy birthday 🥳
DevynBee
2025-01-08 21:18:14 +0000 UTCI can get behind killing people for talking too loud, taking out their phones and blasting everything with light or bringing their screaming kids to the theater... but sorry, eating popcorn is okay in my book. :)
Manuel Johnen
2025-01-08 21:18:03 +0000 UTCSkipped to the end 👍🏼
Rhea
2025-01-08 21:17:35 +0000 UTCHappy birthday 🎁
Michael Matzat
2025-01-08 21:16:48 +0000 UTCCan we have a how to eat popcorn at a movie theater RLM tutorial?
Michael Matzat
2025-01-08 21:16:38 +0000 UTCNew HITB on my birthday?! Thanks, guys, I love it! Probably.
Amanda B.
2025-01-08 21:15:25 +0000 UTCOur local cinema was late to obtaining Nosferatu, so I'm only seeing it next Friday. Guess I'm gonna have to put a pin in this video until then. Can't wait!
DevynBee
2025-01-08 21:15:08 +0000 UTCWatch Jay subvert our expectations and tell us he hated this
Joe
2025-01-08 21:14:47 +0000 UTCAre you saying we have some sort of………dracula?
Keara
2025-01-08 21:13:39 +0000 UTCIf y’all didn’t like it I’m killing myself
Rhea
2025-01-08 21:13:18 +0000 UTCFuck you, it's January!!!! Thankfully Nosferatu came out in December. So the movie doesn't feel like a trash dump in January
Kellic
2025-01-08 21:13:13 +0000 UTCLove
Brandon Capello
2025-01-08 21:12:58 +0000 UTCFirst!!
Frazzled Doo
2025-01-08 21:12:58 +0000 UTC
