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Biker Picks Up Street Bike (Extras)

He picked up the motor-bike like it was a toy, it's engine still running. I watched with amazement as he started bringing his powerful arms together and with a metallic groan of protest, the bike's frame began to contort. He hugged the cycle closer, bringing his bulging muscular arms together and slowly crushing the machine between them. With a final sputter, the engine died. In a few moments, he had compressed the motorcycle into a compact sphere about the size of a grapefruit - other than a few stray bolts and strips of rubber that had fallen to the hard-packed desert ground. He smiled then, as he threw that crushed ball into the sky. I never saw where it came down - if indeed, it ever did.

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๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”‡๐Ÿ”•๐Ÿšญ๐Ÿšท๐Ÿšฏ๐Ÿšณ๐Ÿšฑ๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿ“ตโ—

S Munson

And it all happens to be true! So, in a future post (that is up now) you can see that sometimes Dmitri's eyes glow the same color blue as Cherenkov radiation.

Pratev

๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ You cracked me up with alla that!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm sorry But I did learn something, Cherenkov ๐Ÿ˜Ž

S Munson

German, old thing. The correct spelling is Dummkopf. Dumm = dumb and kopf = head, literally a "dumbhead" or a fool (which is what "durok" means, btw). Koff doesn't mean anything in Russian as far as I know. "-kov" is often the last part of a Russian surname, like Cherenkov. It only *sounds* like "off" due to final consonant de-vocalization - something that both Russian and Germans do in their respective languages.

Pratev

It's English/Russian slang koff is a Russian adjective.

S Munson

Untrue and wrong language anyway, I don't speak German. Try ะดัƒั€ะพะบ (durok) instead if you *really* want to.

Pratev

at how dumbkoff I am?

S Munson

That I didn't cry for you?

Pratev

about what???

S Munson

How can you be sure?

Pratev

Oh no you dn't !

S Munson

ะžะพะพ, ะฑะตะดะฝัะถะบะฐ, ะฟะปะฐั‡ัƒ ั‚ะตะฑะต

Pratev

You are making this very hard on my brain ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

S Munson

Also... I wrote a slightly different mini-story for the NSFW version.

Pratev

Okay... That now makes sense because I thought I was too stoned and read alla that wrong. Warn me next time ๐Ÿ™„

S Munson

It wasn't *that* long. I read it again and modified it a bit, akchully..

Pratev

๐Ÿ˜‚ I finally made it all the way through the mini-story!!! ๐Ÿคฃ

S Munson


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