βI told you nothing would ever stop me from marrying you today, and I meant it,β James said looking at the woman he was about to wed, βAnd that includes the Great Shift and finding myself in this womanβs body over a hundred miles away. Sorry I was just a little late to the ceremony.β
βI knew youβd make it. It gave me time to alter my dress so I could fit into it now that Iβm in your body.β Heather replied.
βYou made my body look absolutely ridiculous, but youβll always be beautiful to me. And in that dress, youβre the most beautiful youβve ever been, and youβll be more beautiful each an every day. And I am still the luckiest man...er...woman?...alive to have you by my side.β
βYouβre just saying that because youβre a narcissist.β
βIβm saying that because I love you.β
There was a pause before the officiant spoke up. βWere those your vows? Very well. If anyone has any objections, speak now, or forever hold your peace.β There was another pause. βYou may now kiss the bride.β