Laughter is the Best Medicine - Quickies
Added 2020-07-03 11:46:00 +0000 UTCNot gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! π
Here's a few more Quickies for Today:
Our wββhole fββamily iββs rββeally wββorried aββbout mββy gββrandfatherβs Vββiagra aββddiction.
Grandma iββs tββaking iββt pββarticularly hββard.
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Why does Dr. Pepper only come in bottles?
Cuz his wife is kind of a bitch.
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Why do cumshots drip into belly buttons?
It's sea men trying to get to the navel base.
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If you get a blowjob first thing in the morning...
then that's a head start to your day.
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Which 5 letter body part is long and flexible and contains the letters P, E, N, I and S?
Spine
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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?
Beer nuts are always over a dollar, deer nuts are always under a buck.
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The female janitor in my building asked if I would smoke some weed with her
I said no; I can't deal with high maintenance women.
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Comments
i'm pretty sure i would love a high maintenance woman.
OldCuck54
2020-07-03 16:43:56 +0000 UTC
